కొన్ని Stock Market Jokes... మీ కోసం...
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The market may be bad, but I slept like a baby last night.
I woke up every hour and cried.
I woke up every hour and cried.
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A long term investment is a short term investment that failed.
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Q: Why did God create stock analysts?
A: To make weather forecasters look good.
A: To make weather forecasters look good.
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You know you've gone to the wrong stockbroker when you ask him to buy 1,000 shares in IBM and he asks you how to spell it.
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I'm thinking of leaving my husband, complained the broker's wife.
All he ever does is stand at the end of the bed and tell me how good things are going to be.
All he ever does is stand at the end of the bed and tell me how good things are going to be.
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The safest way to double your money is to fold it and put it in your pocket.
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Your best investments are the ones you don't make.
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Stockbroker: What is a million years like to you?
God: Like one second.
Stockbroker: What is a million dollars like to you?
God: Like one penny.
Stockbroker: Can I have a penny?
God: Just a second ...
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The market is weird. Every time one guy sells, another one buys, and they both think they're smart.
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Q. Why couldn't the Daytraders agree where they meet to get together?
A. They all wanted to keep their Options open until the last minute.
A. They all wanted to keep their Options open until the last minute.
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My broker and I are working on a retirement plan.
Unfortunately, it's his!
Unfortunately, it's his!
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If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.
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